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Saturday Morning Massacre {2012}
« on: May 08, 2013, 08:57:03 PM »

Director: Spencer Parsons


A dark and bloody parody about a Scooby-Doo-like team of paranormal investigators and their devoted dog. With the crew nearing bankruptcy, they're hired to get to the bottom of a series of spooky events at the remote Kyser mansion, an old religious school plagued by rumors of satanism and ritualistic murder. They're experts at debunking ghost stories, so they get right to work, and despite the ominous signs that this isn't just another greedy land-developer or bitter landlord, they set up to stay the night. When the sun goes down, the truth comes out: this place might actually be haunted...by sadistic spirits or something much, much deadlier.

*Rated R for bloody violence, some strong sexuality, nudity, drug use and pervasive language ; )


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Re: Saturday Morning Massacre {2012}
« Reply #1 on: May 09, 2013, 06:30:02 PM »
WTF!!!! How did I miss THIS!!! This is FUCKING COOL COOL COOL!!! Fuck I must have been fucking knackered last night :whew:

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Re: Saturday Morning Massacre {2012}
« Reply #2 on: May 09, 2013, 06:33:30 PM »
I need this movie i my library...who doesn't love thee old SCOOBZ on thee Saturday morning...a highlight of my childhood...Igotta have this fucker fuck yeah I said it...have this FUCKER :yay:

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Re: Saturday Morning Massacre {2012}
« Reply #3 on: July 16, 2013, 01:47:18 AM »


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The indie horror movie Saturday Morning Massacre has been picked up by XLrator Media and re-titled to Saturday Morning Mystery (review). 

That's the latest poster art you see to the right.

In the film, four professional ghost hunters, who travel in a vintage van accompanied by their canine companion (sound familiar?), get far more than they bargained for when they investigate an abandoned schoolhouse with a mysterious past.

Spencer Parsons directs; XLrator is planning the following distribution roll-out:

VOD: July 17th

Limited Theatrical: August 9th

August 20th: DVD





This info is courtesy of VM666, a member over at UHM that shared it with us....thanks for the cool news man....gnarly!!!

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Re: Saturday Morning Massacre {2012}
« Reply #4 on: July 21, 2013, 06:22:59 AM »
I watched this last night, it was really good. I didn't think it would go the way it did, it was a surprise. A pleasant one at that. The music is fantastic and the gore beautiful.

I give it a seven outta ten only because most of the great scenes where mainly filmed in the dark..but thats ok, still rocked..

A pretty hot sex scene as well. : )

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Re: Saturday Morning Massacre {2012}
« Reply #5 on: July 21, 2013, 06:33:49 AM »
This is one of those movies I want to see so badly as I think you know, glad it  is worthy...gnarly!

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Re: Saturday Morning Massacre {2012}
« Reply #6 on: July 21, 2013, 01:56:34 PM »
This looks like a bit of fun. I'm going to take a stab here and say the dog doesnt end up dead and there will be a sequel.

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Re: Saturday Morning Massacre {2012}
« Reply #7 on: July 21, 2013, 02:53:41 PM »
Lets just say, it left no indication that there will be a sequel.

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Re: Saturday Morning Massacre {2012}
« Reply #8 on: July 21, 2013, 02:58:20 PM »
Oh that's a nice surprise. I actually cant stand getting to the end of a movie and blurting out 'stinks of a sequel'. I much prefer them being wrapped up at the end. I'm really quite over franchises.

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Re: Saturday Morning Massacre {2012}
« Reply #9 on: July 21, 2013, 10:17:54 PM »
With what you state mate something like this wouldn't be bad for a sequal or two if there is some nice gore...fucking tc...leaves room for them to improve, plus the topic allows for some interesting ideas as well me thinketh  8)

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Re: Saturday Morning Massacre {2012}
« Reply #10 on: July 22, 2013, 05:39:38 AM »
looks kinda interesting, will have to give it a look sometime.

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Re: Saturday Morning Massacre {2012}
« Reply #11 on: July 24, 2013, 09:04:20 AM »
Yessss finally caught this movie today and was really worth the wait. Found it really entertaining and anyone into the horror genre should check it out. Really appreciated with how they went about this, and the ending didn't bother me at all as it still fit into the whole context of the story.

Yup the sex was hottt and the kills awesome! For myself I didn't have much issues with it being dark with the kills. Hope they do do a sequel!

In all seriousness this does deserve a fair bit of attention, just an all round well done horror movie! If I wasn't so tired I would go into it a lot more. Might just view again soon then give it a review within wooden's thread plus elsewhere across thee net....spread the word on this : )

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Re: Saturday Morning Massacre {2012}
« Reply #12 on: August 12, 2017, 09:55:20 AM »
Great movie to re-visit when you just want to sit back, relax and have some fun! Scooby snacks...what I am calling the scene...always good! Love the madness...what madness I speak of I will not spoil, go check it out!